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Negative numbers are terrifying (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Riker's shoulder*

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This was a good one. So bad my child snapped and tried to choke me.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

They don’t realize how cute it is when they get upset at theses jokes. Mine makes the cutest eye rolls. Which I’ve told him just makes me want to make more bad jokes.

[-] Danika7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Love this! LOL! 👌

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026

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