Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
Flock camera.
Chandelier is a bit feminine
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
This is a hell of a way to discover I'm a women
For the first forty years of my life, I could not understand people (including my mom) who disliked overhead lighting. Now, I would way rather fumble in the dark than have that stuff glaring at me (grudging exception if I am using a knife in the kitchen). It's become a minor source of friction with my husband. I don't understand what changed.
sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.
Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.
you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like
You may not like it, but this is what building wealth and saving for early retirement looks like.
You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.
Psssshhhh!!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn't even anything TO stub your toe on!
I'm just clumsy.
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming.. closets are for ladies?
What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.
Yes, but also many more skulls of all sizes, just strewn around the place, he'll also need more shelves and things to put all the new skulls on them.
Skulls for the skull bed!
obviously a joke. but it's great to see a normal living space on the internet even though it's abnormal in style.
everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.
real people have clutter and lack 5k an hour interior designers!
I saw one yesterday where the person didn't use a pillow case and the spots on their pillow and bed where they presumably lay were browned. Is that normal?
Less empty = more thing
less fem = man thing
The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos
Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It's sure to be a conversation-starter, too!
Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.
That just feels like some DnD
Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically
Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!! And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something? Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!
Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can't get access?
Extreme manliness demands sacrifices
Some nice curtains would really pull the room together.
Obviously needs more skulls
AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF'IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF'ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE (not that there's anything wrong with expressing femininity).
toss everything but the cat and the skull. everything you think of adding to the space, ask yourself 'is this in service of the skull? is this in service of the cat?'
if neither, don't add it. rinse & repeat until it looks like a Spirit Halloween to address the emptiness of the space (but know now, it won't fix the emptiness of your soul)
Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.
waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall
Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use
The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together
I kinda think the red underglow does make it look feminine. I like it.
Leave it as is and land a banging goth chick
Replace the white closet frame and doors with natural wood. Get rid of that skull. Replace it with a taxidermy black bear. Hang a sword above the closet doors. A really goofy looking one from the mall. Unmake the bed. Throw some Cheetos on the floor.
Is "tidy" feminine?
/srs remove underglow, use plain colored blanket
Though I can't tell that to OP since I am looking at a repost of a screenshot of likely a repost of a shitpost
I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam 😅
My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol
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