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Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach

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[-] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 hour ago

What I don't get is, how did Dobby get so much love in the Harry Potter fandom while Jar-Jar Binks in Star Wars got so much hate? They were both insufferably annoying characters.

I get that Dobby has fans; what I don't get is why the same wasn't extended to Jar-Jar.

Jar-Jar didn't die, I guess, but I feel like even if he did, fans would glaze him over decades later. They'd say "good riddance" and that would be that.

[-] turdas@suppo.fi 87 points 2 hours ago

Fans of the wizard series come to leave stones reading “Here Lies Dobby” despite being asked not to by the land owner, the National Trust, because the beach is an ecologically sensitive site.

But apparently not so ecologically sensitive that an undersea cable couldn't run through it.

[-] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 hours ago

You only have to lay a cable down once and it'll work for however many decades. People trudging through on a regular basis to leave rocks would be an ongoing concern.

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago

My ignorance is as valid as the knowledge of experts.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 51 points 2 hours ago

This is fucking pathetic

At least no actual harm was done to a site of archaeological significance to placate a bunch of fucking nerds

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 22 minutes ago

a bunch of fucking nerds

Lol Harry Potter readers being nerdy kids may have been true in the late 90s or early 00s. Most fans of the movies are normies.

[-] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 50 points 2 hours ago

Tasteless transphobic nerds.

[-] chocrates@piefed.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

This is so frustrating. My sister loves HP and refuses to discuss Rowling. While still buying merch that directly supports her.

[-] Miller@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

The Bronze Age burial site is nerdy, to bury the dead in the first place and to study it a thousand years later is nerdy, that is to say the product of a complex mind. Perhaps over-complex but that is beyond the scope of this post, enough to say its all a bit nerdy.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 16 points 1 hour ago

If you think the two are remotely equivalent in historical significance, then you can suck the farts directly out of my arsehole

[-] Miller@lemmy.world 3 points 47 minutes ago

I don't want to do that.

[-] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 43 points 2 hours ago

Okay yeah Harry Potter fans need to fucking stop. Just fucking stop. Read a book that isn't fucking shit.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 hours ago

y'all i was a mega harry potter fan growing up and even i think this was pathetic; READ ANOTHER BOOK

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 12 points 1 hour ago

I'm starting to think there's a correlation between cults and the inability to read more than one book...

Although in saying that, most Christians I've met haven't actually read their book so that theory falls through pretty quickly. Nevermind!

[-] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 5 points 2 hours ago

Why can't they read more?

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 hours ago

It kind of cute. Even in modern times we create new sacred spaces, although a bit different than we were used to.

I can imagine some future archeologists wondering who this "Dobby" was that his grave was an importat site of pilgrimage. Maybe concluding it wasn't actually a person but a local minor deity.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 hours ago

"who was this dobby? and how did he manage to bury himself in solid cement?"

[-] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 4 points 1 hour ago

I could imagine they would be confused that we thought he was an elf and then more confused when they can't find the body so assume it was either removed or never existed.

[-] StillAlive@piefed.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Yikes. Fuck these dumbasses.

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2026
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