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[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemm.ee 48 points 2 years ago

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

[-] Guru_Insights99@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

[-] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Ok, cool

[-] Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

Apparently Iโ€™m not adulting because when I get home Iโ€™m excited to get stoned and play video games

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I wonder what percentage of the US falls into this camp.

I know I deifnelty do lol.

[-] MedicatedMaybe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Revenge sleep/bedtime procrastination

[-] xeekei@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

My life. I call it my life.

[-] Plibbert@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago

Nah I think that's called depression.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

This adult is excited to ride his motorcycle home after work, excited to take an edible and play whatever video game I have been playing, go ride bicycles with my kid, maybe read a book, and definitely practice cooking. When it's bedtime I have to go lie down next to a nice thick woman with long red hair and a sex drive that I am doing my best to keep up with.

I don't understand why I have this life. I wish others could be as happy.

[-] Christos@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

No thats called working a sad job and having a sad life

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I'm usually excited to get home plop on the couch, deny that I'm tired and should go to bed.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I finally felt like an adult when waking up early on Sunday mornings became my favorite part of the week. It's the most peaceful time.

[-] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Get stoned, take a nap? That checks out.

[-] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Maybe teach the cat about socialism so it will start wearing cute little commie hats.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I do enjoy going home. It's better than going to work.

[-] ExcessivelyNoisy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I think that's called depression

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