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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someone's car is (lemmy.today)
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[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

I have a self-starter that really conveniently gets my car going. I needed it since my car battery dies a lot since I do everything in my power to walk or bike to stuff.

This meme really drives home how solo I am.

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 8 points 11 hours ago

It's cool I have a whole shelf of vibrators for the same reason.

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 13 hours ago

In the Disney’s Cars universe this should be flagged NSFW

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago

For sexual content or gore?

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

This actually qualifies as both.

[-] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

*Red to dead / Red to donor /

Black to donor / Black to metal*

And back again Swoon

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

And from what I've seen, the jumper kits that comes with modern cars are marked with numbers on which ones you should put on first.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I wish we could connect our nipples as you teach me how to love again

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 points 13 hours ago

Use a rubber.

I mean glove.

I mean..

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

~Vasoline would be more appropriate here.~

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.

this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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