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[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 points 15 hours ago

Use a rubber.

I mean glove.

I mean..

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

~Vasoline would be more appropriate here.~

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.

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