Not with that knife! Look the serrations will get stuck and you won't get a clean stab, plus they are harder to sharpen. And a dull knife is a what knife little raccoons?
sigh a dangerous knife
A knife you get stabbed with, yes. Usually by yourself. Look at all these whoopsie doodles, I know what I ow dammit
Well sure lil' guy
First we scope the joint out, then run in with the knife. No one has stopped me yet. No one else shows up either. It’s a dumpster.
For Jimothy!
If I would do crimes for anyone, it would be a raccoon.
Jimothy requires a sacrifice.
Knives are a good idea. Big fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Always
Only if they are war crimes
Rimworld it is, then
No, but I'll buy that Emerson CQC-8 off of you. Too bad it's half serrated, but they can't all be winners.
Always down for some crime, RJ
Anything for you king
A place for all your raccoon needs!
/c/raccoons posting rules:
NO links to merchandise / spam. T-shirts that you think are cool sans purchase links are fine. Do not ask how or where to purchase goods as we might just assume you're affiliated with the poster. Both users may receive bans!
NO AI images.
BE NICE This is a nice community for enjoying cute animals, a respite from other more serious subs. Politics, religion, or inflammatory comments will be removed; users may receive bans.
Here are some other communities you might be interested in
