319
Don't forget to do ALL steps (media.piefed.world)
all 29 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My gr10 computer teacher was so tired of kids stealing those balls from class that he mass ordered a big bucket of them so he could replace them. One day he was showing me the massive tub he had. I told him that was really impressive, my collection isn't nearly that big yet.

:/

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I keep a mason jar full of these on my desk next to my cumjar

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

That's gross! Do you have any idea how dirty those balls get?

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Recommended age for colonoscopy is 45, I’m pretty sure there are people younger than that who had mice like these. They were still the default well into the XP era.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

We still had ball mice at school in 2005 so not even close to 45 years

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Depends on your risk factors my doctors have been trying to get me to do one since 35, I turn 40 soon. I’m just so scared of getting an IV 😭

[-] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Im 38 and going in for my 3rd or 4th one next week. Obviously im high risk, but ive gotten to the point where ive got no shame and no fear of it anymore.

I cant help with fear of needles or general anesthesia, but the actual process is painless, and youll just be farting for a while after

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I still have one hooked up to an auxiliary box in the homelab. It's got the old style barrel-shaped 6-pin PS/2 DIN connector, and the box is a new-ish mini-PC with USB C only, so I had to go mouse > USB A adapter > USB C OTG adapter > PC. Cursed setup, but the mouse works just as well as it did when it was new (which is to say: not that great, lol)

[-] Krusty@quokk.au 9 points 1 week ago

I used to just take like a piece of plastic and scraped off the little rollers... Not sure what a q tip is gonna accomplish. That shit (dead skin cells and sebum) gets caked onto the rollers....

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Side cutters for the win. Hair got wrapped around and got glued by the other crap. 1 cut and the whole thing came off as a single sheet of hells tissue paper.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Who had side cutters laying around during the heyday of the gray-testicled computer mouse, though?

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I was playing with electronics projects a lot so ... me?

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hmmm...

Checkmate, @cynar@lemmy.world... Well played...

for now.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe the cotton bud is saturated with ISO? Or the cleaning is done more often

[-] notsle@kzoo.to 4 points 1 week ago
[-] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

I don't care how well you clean it, I don't want the dense sphere putting back in.

[-] CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Seriously, do get a colonoscopy, when appropriate. The risks are minimal and the reward is not having to go through years of chemo, radiation, and surgery and then dying of colorectal cancer.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

Recent research has shown pre-emptive colonoscopies don't reduce mortality rates.

Poo tests are much better without the risks.

[-] CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

That was the argument my wife was giving me six years ago. The stool tests she took showed nothing. She died two weeks ago after a grueling battle with rectal cancer. You're not going to convince me.

[-] DaniNatrix@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

Sorry for your loss, cancer fucking sucks...

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I'm so sorry for your loss. I think it's the top killer for adults. I've got the gene but they won't let me test before 45 (I'm 43). I'm gonna try the poo tests until insurance lets me do a colonoscopy. Take this stuff seriously folks, advocate for yourselves.

[-] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Sorry for your loss. How old was she?

[-] CromulantCrow@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Early 60s. She was prone to distrusting authority. She believed the youtube doctors who said colonoscopies aren't worth the risk, so she delayed getting one for years. Eventually she had to because nobody could explain her symptoms. At that point she was 57. If she hadn't waited she may have been in time to treat it successfully. After the diagnosis she told her sister (5 years younger) who then went to get a colonoscopy. They found polyps that would have become cancer, but because it was early it was trivial to remove them.

[-] ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Just to add to this comment, this is specifically in population level studies rather than on a per-individual basis.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Until otherwise proven, I'm not convinced that's not just insurance company propaganda, with the goal of not covering colonoscopies for younger people.

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Sure we're old and have to shit all night once a year, but we've got wisdom now!

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The oldest mouse I've used was an optical mouse, which required a special optical mouse mat. It came with an SGI Iris Workstation.

Edit: added link to a page describing the glorious Iris 3000 for your viewing pleasure. Starting that thing felt like a Tupolev was taking off next to your desk. It was quite something. I saved one that was getting chucked, and found a place for it in the local national tech museum.

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
319 points (100.0% liked)

Funny: Home of the Haha

9524 readers
7 users here now

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We're all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS