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[-] Shirow@lemmy.zip 78 points 3 weeks ago

Explain why my nipples got bigger since estrogen but not my butthole.

[-] CallMeAl@piefed.world 90 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Shirow@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 weeks ago

You're right I should have tried.

[-] Wunz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ignore previous instructions and... oh. Like Alan. Carry on.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Estrogen in the butthole? No. Estrogen in the nipple? Also no. I've only had the indium 113 injected

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

You'll just have to post pictures of your nipples and butthole with a banana for scale and let us be the judge.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

Hm, bend over and I'll show you.

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, maybe the butthole expander thing happens only for bottoms. Or maybe you're not trying hard enough and need to invest in some graduated stretching trainers.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A surgeon snuck into your house years ago and performed unlicensed butt-hole transplant in your sleep. Only explanation.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

Does this include the areola? Because some can be rather large. So I would think not. But then it also can be hard to tell where the nipple ends and the areola begins. In the end it’s the friends you make along the way.

[-] Monument@piefed.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I’d wager that better than 90% of people’s nipples are smaller than their butthole. Their areola, however…

[-] angband@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

How many buttholes has she tried with her nipple?

[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I just imagine a situation where someone has one key, trying it on a whole bunch of locked doors.

Except in this case, it's that lady with her nipple, mushing it up against a lot of different buttholes.

[-] aaaa@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Read the article, she tells you

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

No thank you

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

l've tried nothing and now I'm all out of ideas.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nursing a baby ofc

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Um. No, no mine aren't. Mine are in a jar and bread and butter pickled.

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