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call dibs on the inevitable yeast joke

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 5 days ago

I think it has a yeast infection

[-] starik@lemmy.today 29 points 5 days ago

Sorry, someone else already called dibs.

[-] ObscureOtter@piefed.ca 46 points 5 days ago
[-] skunk@lemmy.zip 38 points 6 days ago

Looks delicious, would love to eat it! 😋

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

But can you find the starting point?

[-] skunk@lemmy.zip 23 points 6 days ago

I just ask whoever gave me the bread the best manner of eating it. Every loaf is different you know.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

I could eat a loaf for hours.

--Nick Cage

[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 21 points 5 days ago
[-] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Do NOT call her.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 14 points 5 days ago

Looking submissive and breadable

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Me: NNN is going really well
The bread on the counter:

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago

American Bread

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] neuracnu 8 points 5 days ago

Lesbians 🤝 Ducks 🤝 Bank robbers

“Let’s get that bread!”

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I wanna eat that bread.

[-] fenpy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Drip some Mayo on it and smash it.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Something something footlong

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts...

It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can't find the gif now though...

But now you can make them at home!!

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Commercial-snack-food-baker-3-pcs_1600491706715.html

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Yeasty goodness

[-] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago
[-] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago

At least the yeast has been neutralised

this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2026
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