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A masturbator (lemmy.zip)

So, this is a masturbator according to a Swedish medical textbook from 1918.

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[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

What annoys me about that name is that Onans sin wasn't not reproducing (in and of itself) it was that he was rules-lawyering his way out of having to hand his dead brother's property to his widow / Onan's sister-in-law. The law of the time was that if a dude died and left a widow without an heir the brother would provide an heir that would legally count as his dead brother's heir to take over the property and care for his mother as she aged. Onan figures he's gonna pull an oopsie and if she "accidentally" doesn't get pregnant he gets to just screw her out of the property. Honestly considering all the weird shit in that book (such as Abraham's cuck fetish or Ezekiel's interracial gangbang snuff porn), "don't use the letter of the law to screw over vulnerable people" is actually one of the most poignant and meaningful lessons and I hate seeing it boiled down to "nonreproductive sex = bad."

[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago
[-] wador@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago

As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.

[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

go for it. I just cropped ran your picture through a stencil filter and did some minor cleaning. It's hardly an original work of art.

[-] wador@lemmy.zip 3 points 20 hours ago

AI slop...py seconds

[-] AliOski@feddit.nl 36 points 1 day ago

professional gooner

[-] smaximov@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

I don't remember giving you permission to post this picture of me! Not cool!

🎶_Bite my lip and close my eyes_ _Take me away to paradise_🎶

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

imagine being forever known in history as the gooner guy

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] valar@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

He looks happy

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dude can't even suck his own dick in peace without old timey medics calling him out

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago

Looks remarkably Swedish. 10/10.

[-] sidebro@lemmy.zip 7 points 23 hours ago

Your comment smell of dane

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago
[-] sidebro@lemmy.zip 9 points 22 hours ago

Now that comment makes you Norwegian, no doubt about it. Cheers!

[-] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Always fun with a game of spot the Scandinavian!

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 17 hours ago
[-] SCmSTR 10 points 23 hours ago

Ah puritans. Don't ever change.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 1 day ago

☑️ i'm in this picture and i don't like it

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

A Habsburg?

[-] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

Ahegao face. Lol

[-] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

the first gooner

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Like looking in a mirror

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Guys! I’m in a book!!! Seriously look here! aggressively pokes page I’m in a book!!!

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