I wonder if she accidentally went home and thought about smashing clams all night.
The actual short is a joke and it ends with her "accidentaly" going on a date with a woman and "accidentaly" learning what scissoring is
Accidental clam smashing is the best kind.
Did she accidentally buy a Subaru and adopt some kids?
Only after moving in together immediately and buying too many plants and house paint at Lowe’s
...z0mdonkey: does my wife know that we're lesbians?..
✌️accidentally✌️
✂️ accidentally ✂️
Did you feel the love of God inside you?
Yes, but "the love of God" is what I call her 2 fingers...
The two fingers just make her feel used and tarnished.
Can You Feel the Love Tonight?
Accidental bean flick
Just say no homo
I don't know you! Give me back my purse!
Just say no, homo
Or
Just say "no homo"
Or
Just say-no homo
So far in the closet she took a shortcut through Narnia and landed in a pride festival
April Ajoy is a progressive Christian influencer, and married to a non-binary person. This is definitely a joke.
Glad to hear it! Seems like a cool person
I had an interesting conversation tonight about a real event that was literally about to happen, and I pondered "I don't know what to think of someone saying 'You drive like an old lesbian with cataracts.' Does that mean slowly, carefully, deliberately, or does that mean driving like a Formula 1 driver on methamphetamine, laudanum, and three gin and tonics?"
Did it have a fire exit?
Enjoy your death trap ladies.
The tinder lovin' party - republicans.
No lifeguard at muff-pool.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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