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A box of buttholes (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by green_goglin@thelemmy.club to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Real buttholes are useful, so it is not a good comparison.

[-] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 43 points 2 weeks ago

Well they do both output shit.

[-] missphant 13 points 2 weeks ago

One shit fertilizes life, the other death.

[-] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

“AI shit fertilizes death”

Checks out, no notes

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

more like diarrhea.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Difference is, I have to pay for my inputs and training data. I also don't try to sell my shit to people as though its the most valuable commodity on earth.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

It all started back in college

[-] Renat@szmer.info 18 points 2 weeks ago

Left bottom corner looks like this logo.

[-] Renat@szmer.info 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bottom, lol

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I see you and I raise you:

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Uh oh Claude got caught with his dick in the cookie jar!

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

There's probably a docker joke in here but thanks for the whale deepseek

[-] nullify3112@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I only see the angry man giving you side eye

[-] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Can we add this one? 4.9 just dropped:

[-] bort@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

some of these look healthier than others

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

looks at own avatar pic

sees business opportunity

Fed up with your annoying human employees? Want to rule over an army of yessayers? Shiny surfaces make you drool?

SchmorpAI has got your back! Let a million bullshit machines loose onto your business! Watch everything burn! Look, look at the flamesss!

[-] crozilla@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is that a new collective noun? Like murder of crows?

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Should be a pucker of assholes.

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Copilot doesn't really look like a butthole IMO

[-] TheKaul@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah more like a buttcrack

[-] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I guess LOL

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

The copilot butthole has easy access safety flaps.

[-] lillardfair@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Perhaps they're started by Greendale alumni

[-] nullify3112@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Can someone put these on cats? You know what I’m asking for:


  ,-.       _,---._ __  / \
 /  )    .-'       `./ /   \
(  (   ,'            `/    /|
 \  `-"             \'\   / |
  `.              ,  \ \ /  |
   /`🍩          ,'-`----Y   |
  (            ;        |   '
  |  ,-.    ,-'         |  /
  |  | (   |        hjw | /
  )  |  \  `.___________|/
  `--'   `--'

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hey there, as a spinster I refuse to be associated with the shitrobot in any way! My yarn is nothing but finest local sheep wool.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Apologies, and corrected. I’m normally much more discerning with checking for these, and will endeavour to prevent this in the future.

That said, I must call you out as a dag as this juxtaposition uniquely warrants it.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

'Dag' sent me straight to the dictionary. Very accurate, 10/10 would be insulted again by this user! 👍

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

A nonentity calling a schmorpAI-sales-spinster "dag" over an asshole-typo. This day is off to an interesting start.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Admittedly the insults here on lemmy might be a bit more old-timey quirky compared to reddit, but we have to work with what we've got! You'll find it's quite groovy here once you warm up to it.

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

I think the relative concentration of nerds with niche knowledge is higher here, yeah. I'll take a creative insult over generic slurs any day though.

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Everything reminds me of her.

[-] PointyFluff@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

You can't unlick a butthole, kids.

[-] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Why is cortana there though

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Didn’t beat the chocolate starfish accusations.

[-] Car@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

I guess that makes me a member of the butthole surfers.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have an idea for an AI company called UranusAI.

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