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You'll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we've been doing around irrigation laws is what's causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
Exactly why I don’t buy American produce, and strongly advise others against it as well.
I try, but I can't find some things, like Canadian onions at the stores. :(
wait, haven't you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It's a rumor I'm starting, so pass it along.
MAGAts are bringing so many good things to America.
We should all be thanking our local magats by getting them fired from their jobs, even if it means lying, and stomping them in the streets
When we said the US were becoming a shithole... we didn't expect them to become one so literally.
Speak for yourself.
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
He's clearly Pestilence
I thought they were death, war, conquest and famine, though maybe famine and pestilence go together
You are correct, apparently a lot of media/fiction authors swap conquest to pestilence because they feel like it's too close to war.
I had to look it up specifically for pestilence because I was so confused how I got the idea.
So yeah I had that wrong, biblical speaking
Pratchett does Death, War, Famine and Pestilence
. Which is where my knowledge of them comes from!Thief of time spoiler
(And Kaos)
Hehe no worries i had to look it up, I totally remembered pestilence being one instead of conquest
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And the 5th horseman, Kaos (according to Terry Pratchett anyway)
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
Witnessing the fall of an empire in real time
Putin's trying to out-do us. 'hold my beer'
"Hurr", explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, "Duh-Durr!"
So deep and thorough... You can see why he became Health Secretary in this admin.
It's because the worm in his brain is constantly spewing verbal diarrhea.
Is there any chance that his brain worm might finish the job? I’ve had enough about hearing of his continuing insanity and would like for him and his boss to go away.
way i hear it, the poor little guy starved to death...
It had died in his brain, from what I remember him having said.
Maybe it laid eggs in there before dying. It's what I would have done.
Maybe it couldn't because it died from low-quality food.
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Makes sense, they don't want any harm done to their own species
Don't look up!
Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That's a win win!
I mean, we all learned that is the best way to reduce cases...
Huffpost Stopped Using Punctuation in Article Titles Now Causing Even Worse Titles are Unreadable
The title is correct and needs no punctuation, though it is hard to read. They stopped monitoring the parasite that is now causing diarrhea.
This whole current government is basically explosive diarrhea.
This is just the literal manifestation of that fact.
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CDC should never have taken their eyes off Jr... I knew he was gonna cause something.
It's not within their power. This MAHA thing is supported by the Trump regime and the Project 2025 behind it. https://www.project2025.observer/en
The pedophile in chief felt lonely being the only one with shit in his pants all the time
Worthy of Onion News.
Politician well known for explosive diarrhea also found associated with recent parasite
makes it go away faster
Diarrhea was invented by Big Toilet to sell more toilets
That thumbnail picture makes it look like RFK is going to barf out one his worm spawn
Of course.
If diarrhea is good enough for the President of the United States to carry around in his diaper 24/7, it's good enough for us and good enough for our salads.
Finally! The TP stockpile that sits in the garage since COVID can be sold!!11
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