

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.
Mark Twain
Actually, it wasn't Twain. It was Clarence Darrow who first said something very like it about 10 years after Twain's death.
I feel like Mark Twain elbows Darrow in the afterlife every time it gets misattributed to him
Edit: I feel like it's really important understand when I say this it's the Mark Twain from that tng episode times arrow where they all go in the past and meet Mark Twain and he figures out that they are spacemen


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oh thank god. Fuck that guy.
I still can't believe he never found a wife. Amazing for someone 71 years old.
Worst kept secret ever
Dude what let's fucking go! 🔥🔥🔥
Graham before McConnell? t’s like walking into a deli and coming out with a free slice of cake. I didn’t expect it, but I’m not upset.
Enjoy hell you insufferable prick.
Hahahahahaha
Isn’t this response some kind of a crime that will get you on a list and fired in freedomland now?
Good riddance, hopefully McConnell is already dead.
He is. Or he's a vegetable, which is no different in terms of being able to perform hus duties as a senator. They're playing weekend at Bernie's with him and they'll do the same when ol Grim eventually claims Trump.
Graham was the final sacrifice McConnell needed to ascend to lichdom
Some people make the world a better place with their passing, others make the world a better place with their passing

A brief and sudden illness describes ricin poisoning, I speculate wildly in the knowledge that Graham recently supported a sanctions package against Russia, a nation notorious for silencing dissidents with ricin.
I don't believe in God, but they did just get me an unmatched birthday present, could not have asked for a better gift.
C'mon, Yahweh; take Bibi next.

Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.
This makes me very happy!
"Sudden illness" are we thinking this was a Mr. Hands type situation?
It’s only Sunday and my week is already awesome!
Ladybug, ladybug,
Fly away home,
Your house is on fire
And your children all gone;
Lorenzo Salgado, the home builder guy in Houston who ice murdered deserves all the attention Lindsey Graham's death is getting.

From the looks of that photo, even he's saying, "Hooray!"
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