Horrible, horrible human being. Not going to cry.
The tiniest viol- oh, not even that.
Haha Mitch and Lindsey in the same week, hell yeah!
Musta been the hexes placed on 'em by etsy Witches.
I haven't had a drop of alcohol in eight weeks. This is really testing my endurance...
It's been too hot for booze here.
Yeah. I had diet soda.
Rule of 3 🤞

This is actually amazing timing.
This will force McConnell's hand. If he's alive he'll need a PRETTY good excuse to be missing Graham's funeral.
Nah. People miss things all the time. They could even say he isn't feeling up to the trip.
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mitch is afraid hes gonna just out of the coffin and drag him down with him lol
Republicans are certainly going to great lengths to stop the media from discussing Mitch McConnell.
I think Lindsey will have a great afterlife working as an apologist and spokesperson for the Devil.
Sudden? I mean....maybe if we're talking geological time. Just because the symptoms finally overwhelmed it doesn't mean it wasn't a seething cesspool rife with disease all this time...
I first heard of the guy back in the SOPA and PIPA bullshit in 2012. I heard him say 'you don't get a lawyer' if you are accused of terrorism.
Now he is dead and facing final judgement, and I am quite confident he is going to be denied a lawyer there, too.
The Magic Kingdoms called the greatest of its Mouseketeers home, to that great big brain freezer deep underground the House of Mouse.
OH NO.
...snicker Anyways