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[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

If it's good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 3 points 18 hours ago

Slimy, yet satisfying

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you'll end up melancholic.

Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 19 hours ago

While i'm technically not vegan, I don't eat meat. How do y'all vegans feel about this?

[-] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago

I'm mostly vegetarian but I've eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.

[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 57 minutes ago

But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago

Bugs are animals, so vegans are against eating bugs. Also, there's oat milk, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, and many, many other plant milks available if you don't want animal milk.

[-] ivan@piefed.social 167 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If one mashes bugs in blender rather than milk them - it ain't bug milk, it's bug juice.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 21 hours ago
[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago
[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 4 points 17 hours ago
[-] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 16 hours ago

FFS guys a huge beetle just appeared next to me and it's milking itself...

[-] wuffah@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Shhh! Don’t say his name! You don’t want his help, trust me.

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[-] Cassa 36 points 1 day ago

no, both juice and milk is extracting liquid from the product. here they add water. it's cold soup.

it's cold bug soup

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[-] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

But when nuts do it then it's milk. The double standards of milk smh

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

I dunno, I milk my nuts all the time.

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[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice

I will say I'm intrigued by this dietary idea but I'll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.

Wouldn't it then logically follow that it's more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?

Now I can already hear the sceptics "but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren't those dead?".

Fair point, let's ask the larvae.

Sceptics, ...heh makes me wonder,...septic tics? Anyone?

[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 day ago

Can we just turn the internet off now?

[-] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 7 points 1 day ago

So you know the thing where people type "lol" but they don't give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?

Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago
[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 21 points 1 day ago

who knows, mabye they're too busy with having diarrhea.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

A horrible day to have eyes

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago

Wouldn't have been so bad if we were illiterate.

[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 51 minutes ago

So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 16 minutes ago

Never does unfortunately.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 48 points 1 day ago

That's your body healing, just continue doing it

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Its the toxins coming out of you.

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[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 39 points 1 day ago

What do you think are the chance that they cooked these insects first?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

But then you'll destroy all the vitamins!

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 52 points 1 day ago

Exactly, they’re just asking for problems if they haven’t pasteurized their bug milk.

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[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 day ago

What a horrible day to be able to read.

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[-] iocase@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.

/s if it wasn't blatantly obvious

[-] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago
[-] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 21 hours ago

WT...and I cannot emphasise this enough...F??

There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.

That, at least, is something of a relief.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.

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[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 1 points 50 minutes ago

That's how I first read it

[-] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Have we reached this level in our dystopia already?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

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