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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

Gotta turn it 3 times, regardless of starting orientation, as is tradition.

[-] NochMehrG@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago

The USB paradox!

[-] lemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

It's a Schrödinger port, you first have to collapse the superpisition by observation. It cannot be inserted until you look at it.

[-] starik@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Or they have a spin of 3/2.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

1: Oh dang let me flip it around.
2: What the hell!? WHY!!!
3: Oh that’s just great. Thanks a lot you cheeky USB connection.

[-] kindnesskills@literature.cafe 12 points 1 week ago

Thats perfect for people with weak or injured wrists. Just attempt port 1-2-1 instead of turning USB side up-down-up!

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That's the power of positive thinking!

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

Wow that's awful. /c/AssholeDesign would appreciate this.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

BadUIbattles would feel embarrassed for the lack of creativity after seeing this

[-] freudian_slop@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

Feel free to crosspost there

Fuck off, Satan.

[-] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I know we all love to make fun of this, but ever since someone pointed out to me that the plastic bar of the USB port is adjacent to the PCB/circuitboard - I’ve been able to plug the suckers in pretty much first try.

But THIS monstrosity on the other hand, is beyond explanation.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A truly evil person would stick an HDMI port in there among them. Or perhaps a power-only USB port.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

No, ethernet. Has to be similar enough shape to allow you to push the connector in

this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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