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[-] notaviking@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

This is why I think motorcycles have like 6 times the fatality rate compared to cars. Young stupid men, sorry ladies most of you are too responsible, maybe there are stupid ladies and I am a bit sexist, but young stupid men being able to afford a motorcycle because it is cheaper than dirt and has the power to weight ratio of a supercar. Then thinking we were born different, we have been riding this amazing piece of machinery for a year now, clearly we are special, a motoGP driver in another life (PS they plan to drop at least 6 times a year), we are the the blessing from the road Gods, we become cocky, we show off... And we actually make it, then after the first time it is like chasing the dragons tail, that adrenaline rush, and every time we push our limits a bit more, become more confident. Then we push and .... fuck what was that wobble, suddenly everything goes into slow-mo, "FUCK!!! I am falling toward that barrier. Dead.

It happens so fast. You are lucky if you slide, like this guy did, it means you are not coming to a sudden stop. Skin regrows actually back amazing, around the hips are the most painful.

Driving motorcycles, especially litre bikes, unfortunately feeds into the power fantasy. It is addictive. I drive mine everyday and still I promise myself to drive nicely, yet when I overtake my lizard brain takes over and I grin from ear to ear as everyone basically stands still as I overtake three cars in less than a second. I know I am going to fall and hit the road one day. I an a stupid young man driving a motorcycle. But I spend basically a shit load of money on my gear, ask me why and I will show you the places where you can see hou i paid for that knowledge with a pound of flesh. Wear your gear and try to be humble, watchout for cars even if you have right of way, graveyard is full of bikers who had right of way. Cars have a steel box protecting you, all you have is a bit of animal skin or composite material and a hard shell with Styrofoam keeping you alive

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Carry your organ donor ID!

[-] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

They only take whole organs as donations, not minced meat.

[-] possumparty 7 points 2 days ago

That's why I bought a KLR, it is slow. It can barely overtake. However, it will still kill you if you are dumb enough to try to ride off-road at high speeds.

[-] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I've had many RTA's, all the ones that fucking hurt involved some dumbass car/truck doing something stupid. all the ones where I ran out of talent just made good stories in the pub.Wear the gear, tell the tale.

And drivers should be made to ride a bike, see how long they last.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago

And drivers should be made to ride a bike, see how long they last.

Sorry, I don't need to ride a bike to know it's a poor choice. I prefer to learn from other people's mistakes, like this young man in the video.

[-] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

it comes from my flustration with people in cars who do not care about anybody but themselves. I'm hoping I didn't break a rib and the blood is from a simple cut lip and that fucking u-turn-with-out-looking asshat is just looking at his torn off bumper

The guy in the video is an idiot whos gonna idiot everyday, the bike wasn't at fault.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Yep, I get that. I've ridden double on a motorbike off road, with both of us being reasonably careful, corrected for the standards of the time and my youthful male recklessness. But trusting with your life that every other driver you interact with on every trip isn't going to be like the last one you found sounds like a losing bet if you do it often enough. Like Roz said on Frasier...

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Meatcrayon.

[-] orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 33 points 2 days ago

they call them organ donors

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I hate it when I've gotta pick road grit out of my brand new liver :(

[-] haywire7@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Meat crayon, then organ donor.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Donorcycles

[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Spare parts

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 days ago

So, at a glance, you can see his head bounce off the pavement

and his face drag.

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

For those that don't ride, you don't use your face to stop yourself.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Oddly, your nose doesn't make a very good brake pad...

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

now you tell me??

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Thank you! I was going to try this when I ride a bike, but I'm glad you've stopped me before I made a mistake! I'm sure it's a common mistake to make!

[-] eyes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

God I hope this is AI

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Great camera work.

At first I thought it was a camera attached to the driver, then I thought it was attached to the bike. However, it tracks the driver through the crash.

[-] numanair@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

360 cam probably

[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Glad to see the competition for the Darwin Award is still in full swing

[-] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And running a read light and speeding wrecklessly while riding one handed at high speed… no way this dude wasn’t gonna wreck

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

A helmet would have prevented some of the head injury, but I don't expect even leathers would have helped a whole lot. Some kinds of stupid just have unavoidable consequences.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 21 points 2 days ago

The leathers and helmet would probably have helped out with nearly every injury there.

When you’re properly protected for the side you really only have to worry about friction burns and hitting a stationary object while sliding.

[-] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Based on this fortnine video about leather's ability to withstand a ridiculous amount of abrasion, it probably would've helped a lot.

[-] leftascenter@jlai.lu 11 points 2 days ago

Helmets protect the head from shocks and abrasion.

Leather or cordura protects the body from abrasion.

So when wearing these, you can fall with "little" risk as long as you don't hit anything (usually sidewalks, trees, walls, safety barriers, another vehicle...).

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A helmet would have prevented what seems to have been some serious injury to the head and face.

See screenshots in my previous comment.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"Meat crayon" is a wonderfully evocative phrase

[-] MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

I cringed and went "ohhhhh nooooo!" When I saw his face slide across the road 💀

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I fell off my pedal bike the other day. Went over the handlebars. It hurt for, like, a week. I cant imagine being this reckless on a giant engine strapped to some steel pipes.

[-] hovercat 3 points 2 days ago

As someone who was reckless on one and did something almost identical, even in gear this kinda hurt. Still, it was something I was able to walk off and recover with some ibuprofen, and if I was wearing my pants, probably not even that. This dude is going to have a concussion and need skin grafts, at minimum.

[-] x1gma@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Don't worry, he probably didn't feel a thing at that point already.

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