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[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 248 points 1 month ago

Satire, right? Please let it be satire.

[-] BC_viper@lemmy.world 106 points 1 month ago

The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

Schrodingers satire?

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 month ago

Probably, but it's not impossible they're serious.

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 33 points 1 month ago

People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they've invented 'thoughts' does not move the needle for me

[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 185 points 1 month ago

10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

It's genuinely sad how many people can't recognise the satire

I think that's a very bad sign

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[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 127 points 1 month ago
[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago

Better late than never.

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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 105 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let me know if you need anything else!

I hate this so much

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"Would You Like to Know More?"

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[-] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 90 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 21 points 1 month ago

But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality...

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[-] s@piefed.world 75 points 1 month ago
[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.

[-] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

Tfw you're so poor you can't afford to pay attention

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[-] hayvan@piefed.world 42 points 1 month ago

Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.

[-] uriel238 41 points 1 month ago

In DBT (Dialectical Behavioral Therapy) this is called accessing the wise mind. A basic technique is to write down a question, and then, while pretend you are someone you admire (Jesus, Einstein, Darth Vader, whoever) write down a responsive answer.

And yes, this is subtly what the whole What Would Jesus Do? movement was about.

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[-] overcast@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago

this is hilarious both as a joke and a serious question

[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain worm started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Few people know this, but the 'GPT' in ChatGPT actually stands for Gerald Phornesworth Trillington

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[-] HackThePlanet@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago

Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.

[-] khanh@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 month ago

we went full circle, people.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Somebody's just reinvented god

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

What, again?

[-] youngskywalker@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨

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[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Turns out I hallucinate way more than AI.

[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

Chat, are we cooked?

[-] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

Phenominal satire.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Ok what kind of personal data center do people have in their bodies? I bet it uses a lot of water. FU AI!!!!!!!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Good on them, assuming they're serious, for not using the llm and using their brain that time.

[-] PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Well, they did discover thinking, it's pretty exciting!

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

This is some elitist shit!

Having thoughts in your head and all.

[-] RichardNixos@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago
[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Yuck, headgpt completely unreliable.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Has anyone been really thirsty while you're wandering through the desert and your HeadBot tells you that there's water on the horizon but it's just more sand?

Really need someone to patch this issue.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

AI psychosis got to the point people started getting ChatGPT headmates SMH

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

The state of affairs right now when I am not sure if that is a shitpost or OP meant this seriously...

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Everytime I need to remember something I imagine I'm actually an electrotron moving across the wires to a data center where the information is stored.

Its a great way to immediately forget what you're trying to remember.

[-] aggelalex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] sougstron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Natural intelligence(NI) rediscovered but mostly trained on AI data

[-] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

Isn't this basically internal monologue, but stupider?

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago
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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

But this head llm makes my eyes rain.

[-] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

what the fuck do they teach in schools now?? i thought school was useless, but at least they taught us how to use our minds 😵‍💫

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