"Clearly, god is testing you and your kids. I will not risk hell by helping you cheat in his test."
I would prefer:
"I know, which is why I am giving it for free to a single mother of 5 children who is also interested."
We lived in Texas fifteen or twenty years ago and sold a bedframe on Craigslist. This guy showed up with his young son, gave my husband an envelope that presumably had cash in it, and started hauling the bed frame out. Fortunately he opened the envelope before they left and it had a religious flyer in it, no money. He showed me and I stopped the guy and was like, where's our money? He said that he was taking it for church charity and that he thought the bedframe was free. I called him out for being a fucking liar in front of his kid and threw him out. He didn't think anyone would give him any shit in front of the little boy but he learned better.
An envelope is a huge red flag, seen too many online marketplace deals to accept anything but visible cash. The audacity of that man.
I even count it out when paying and ask them to count it again. I'm paranoid I might miscount!
You worked retail too?
Sure did! Home Depot Class of 12'
The only thing I doubt in this story is the last 3 words.
Good point
Yeah I'm sure if Jesus was watching he would agree she is out of line
Jesus operated a carpentry business. I'm sure he knows all about dealing with difficult customers.
He quit to become the Messiah, didn’t he? That was probably easier than retail customer service.
I literally led the campaign to form a 600 person union. I was buried in bullshit from the company every single day for over 3 years.
Still preferable to when I worked at Aldi.
Thank you for your service.
(The unionizing part, not the Aldi part. Even though I like Aldi.)
Dying on the cross was easier than customer service
Time to get the whip
He would probably nail them to a board.
Jesus is watching your kids suffer and does nothing.
And he's omnipotent and omnipresent, and does NOTHING.
If Jesus doesn't give a fuck about your 4 sad kids, lady, I got nothing for you lol
should've prayed better
Or: Have you tried Vishnu?
Didn't you hear? He's just testing her! By intentionally putting her through torture! To see if she will stay loyal to him! And of course she will, or else!
Jesus loves all, and the love of Jesus is the most beautiful and totally non-toxic relationship to be had... 😌🌸
Feel bad for her kids, she obviously gaslights her kids with this shit too.
She's obviously a scamming reseller.
There are real examples of this, why did you feel the need to make a fake one
Classic
My biggest residual craving from leaving reddit is interaction horror story screenshots like this.
She's one of the good apples, hasn't even drowned her kids in the tub once!
o7
Not this batch at least.
Seems like Jesus is pretty adept at telling this person no as well, given their circumstances.
Clearly in the wrong but the "life choices" nonsense is wrong as well.
Was Jay-sus watching when she decided to have 4 chilluns out of wedlock?
The lord says render unto ceaser so pay the $200
No idea what the context of this chat log is even supposed to be.
I'll say, doing the "your life choices" line immediately poisons any sympathy I'm supposed to have for OP.
But that whole thing reads like rage bait.
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