...sharting to get awful diseases...am I right?!?

Does this have anything to do with how we deregulated all the food production and gutted the FDA and replaced everyone there with lobbiests from the companies that produce food? Or something like that?

While this doesn't happen often, it's not unheard of. You might remember an outbreak from 2018 linked to salads sold by McDonald's.

See? Not the first time. Last time it happened was 2 years into-

eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces

The fuck are you doing, America?!

In all honesty, you should probably leave it behind.

Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance



Obviously

Build immunity by snorting the leftover sprays from the seat.

Better load up on more horse paste…

5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I'm calling it now. That's why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.

This was the worms plan all along...

that's technically a bolus of explosive diarrhea

Wouldn't this be mother nature helping the US to be a shithole? The disease is nature.

Especially if you have diarrhea 🤣

It's and old reference, sir, but it checks out.

That and decades of deregulating and vertically integrating the food supply.

Idk what kind of water filter you're using, but it's probably not filtering out bacteria.

water filters won't filter out bacteria or viruses. Most of them just remove chloride ions, which then encourages bacterial growth.

My tap water goes through months of smelling funny at a time where I get nervous that it is unsafe to drink. I thought about buying a filter for the tap like a Brita filter or something...but my (admittedly very minimal) research showed that these only filter out things like mineral contaminants. Bacteria and other pathogens don't seem to get filtered out by most standard filters that people are using. It's just that they filter out the hard water.

What do you use?