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Sisyphus Zoo
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Leave Mars alone 🥺🥺🥺
I mean, he has given pretty clear signs about his desire.
Okay, now I want to work at the zoo.
Welcome to your first day at the zoo. Here's your wheelbarrow. There's the elephant shit. Now get to it!
I don’t even care. I’d honestly do that now instead of programming. It gets me outdoors!
We're having a heatwave right now and I'm very glad that my job is programming and not cleaning up elephant shit outdoors lol
There used to be a community on Reddit for zookeepers. One of the more common threads was “how do I get this stink off of me”, followed by “how do I tell my zookeeper significant other that they stink”.
Just letting you know…
That seems like a problem for people with sex appeal. I win again!
Score one for the repulsives! 🥳
Does anyone actually know why she is getting .Mars out of the pool?
Maybe so they can clean it, training him to be used to being cooperative for when he's too big to lug around, or both 🤷🏻
Look at that killing machine!
Edit: Terror from the deep.
it's hot out here yo
this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2026
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