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[-] SnotFlickerman 71 points 3 weeks ago

We can rebuild him.

Worse. Slower. Weaker.

The $16 pack Marlboro man.

[-] Mardukas@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

👁️👄👁️

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

I summon Bronchodia, the Obstructive One!

[-] roboflop@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago

They last longer than a lettuce

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I used the eyeballs one as banners for my Nurgle army.

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In Australia you get Baked Beans.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Johnny 5 is alive.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

I got in trouble when I worked in the store for doing this in the 'display' even though they have a blackout door over them

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

We probably started that, here in Australia

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 8 points 3 weeks ago

We did, in fact I feel those are the exact same images from our packs. I haven’t smoked in a long time so can’t compare, but they feel identical.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Quokka@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago

It was more in reference to the graphic images of the harms of smoking. We did plain packaging and medical images and others slowly picked it up.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm aware. I'm saying we had mascots to encourage bad habits.

[-] ttayh@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

nope

Canada, december 2000

Brazil, 2001 (later also added blunt phrases with the gore images, eg, "you die" "causes ED")

Aus, 2006

UK, 2008

[-] auzy1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Wow. We were really slow on that one

Actually super surprising

[-] morto@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Here in Brazil there's even a popular joke about someone who went to buy cigarettes and received a box with the message that it causes erectile dysfunction, and then asks to change it for the one that causes cancer

[-] ttayh@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

quem nunca não é mesmo

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

the eyeball ones are my favs because you get a natural bullseye to put out your smoke if in need.

[-] ianhclark510 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey look, It’s Karl Ruprect Kroenen

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

“Let… me…. die…”

It’s suppose to discourage smoking, but it’s got people collecting all the boxes like the names bottles of Coca-Cola.

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Exodia has seen better days.

[-] krisevol@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of the damage smoking caused was the filters. A lot less people die today from smoking, and of the people that live to 100+, most of them are smokers. The nicotine is helping people live longer from current studies.

[-] your_dead_pet_goldfish@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna need you to cite a source for any of that if you want me to believe you are not working for tobacco companies.

[-] krisevol@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

https://www.nmn.com/news/can-nicotine-combat-aging-study-links-it-to-higher-nad-and-better-motor-function

Just to be clear I'm in no way endorsing smoking, and think smoking is good for you. All I'm saying is the rate of cancer and lung problems went down significantly after the removal of asbestos (and other dangerous chemicals)from the filters, and people over 100 tend to be smokers (the ones that didn't die from cancer, but for the benefits from nicotine)

That actually is really interesting, thanks for sharing that article. It is of note that this study is in mice, so who knows if it translates to humans in the same way, but the results are encouraging. Without more info it is hard to say if centenarians got to that age because of the nicotine or if it was some other lifestyle choice/genetic trait or even dumb luck. Im more hesitant to say it's definitely the nicotine based off of these results.

[-] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

But I dont want higher nads

[-] krisevol@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Im 43, i could use some higher nads. They are quite low right now

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

One of them is between Mango Mussolini's ears. I don't smoke, but I always liked the Lucky Strike logo.

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