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Demon slayer
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The power of Christ compelled her to swallow hog.
Save me, if I be becooome, my demons~
She practiced, did she get better?
I don't know, how good could she have been at it to be found out? Like if this was voluntary why would anyone give up free secret oral sex? If it was not voluntary then... Church things.
Post nut ~~clarity~~ sanctity.
Big fan of your work here. Well done.
There, you see? The Catholic Church was simply about saving the children.
🎶 There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 🎶
Deep inside the garden of Eden, I'm standing there with my hard on bleedin'.
https://youtu.be/tX23qUNslJA great song.
I'm hearing this to the tune of "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" by the Georgia Satellites.
But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.
999 out of 1,000 you don't want.
I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme
Who the fuck was the snitch!
No one said she was in any kind of trouble for it. I think this is just marketing
My wife, unfortunately.
I'm pretty sure I have demon in me. Where do I apply?
Depends. How many piercings?
For context - https://youtu.be/ujuGKvMSeWA
What's fellti?
I think it's a kind of pasta
That's a grown-up thing, you'll learn soon enough.
Edit: having now watched the clip I see the endless ways I could've answered this better. Goddammit.
It's supposed to read fellatio, but whoever captioned this tried to censor it, was just the only option I found in my 30 second search for this image.
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Halp my pp is haunted.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
And where would one find this repugnant den of heretical iniquity? So one can avoid it, of course.
You decide if this is relevant or not, the dude asking for the church is called "building caves" in spanish, or "opening caves" if you prefer due to context
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So you should all know that I founding a new church!
The Church of the Clean Bill of Health!
Got a clean bill of health? You're welcome at my church!
That’s just the next thing you do when praying the gay away doesn’t work.
A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.
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