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[-] Set_Status_Online@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Wow. I always heard that ranch is, "the most disgusting thing ever."

[-] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

To many foreigners, ranch dressing is an iconic cultural export of the US that oddly hasn’t physically exported. Ketchup, yes. Ranch, no.

Eric Andre “Ranch it up!”

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago
[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

Usually, yes

[-] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] petrol_sniff_king 2 points 2 months ago

Hey! Stop putting ranch in your carry-ons! That ranch belongs in your checked bags only unless it's under 3.5 ozs, or about 13.5 sucks worth. You're allowed to suckle, but only a little bit.

[-] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Ranch goes really well with some things, most notable IMO is raw vegetables and deep fried things. I could eat way too many deep fried zucchini dipped in ranch.

People who put it on everything are weird tho its not that good.

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So I mostly agree, and the US drowns way to much of everything in it. Like why ruin perfectly good salad or vegetables with that as a dressing or a dip.

But, there is a chicken wing chain in Canada where they do a crazy amount of wild sauces. My favourite is breaded with a side sauce that is made of mostly hot sauce, grated parmesan and a drizzle of ranch. It's pretty damned good. For this reason alone, i buy one bottle of ranch a year and throw away half.

[-] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Interesting. My friend owns a restaurant and they go through 10 gallons of ranch a week. It's disgusting. I don't get it. But I guess...it's a thing?

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I worked at a pizza buffet in high school and we made it in 5 gal batches every few days.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 4 points 2 months ago

By himself?

[-] taj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I have ranch - for buffalo chicken dip. And the occasional guest who asks for it.

[-] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

Basically "put it in your checked bag unless it's under 3.4oz and in a quart baggie"

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Apparently it's just just Americans.

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2026
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