The TSA Has a Message for World Cup Fans Bringing Home Ranch Dressing (www.businessinsider.com)

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[-] petrol_sniff_king 2 points 2 months ago

Hey! Stop putting ranch in your carry-ons! That ranch belongs in your checked bags only unless it's under 3.5 ozs, or about 13.5 sucks worth. You're allowed to suckle, but only a little bit.

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