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[-] SquareBear@lemmy.ml 93 points 1 year ago

This pic is obviously American.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know, right? That's obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

[-] sleepy555@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

[-] joneskind@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 22 points 1 year ago

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is.. how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

this guy ~~fucks~~ sleeps on the floor

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 47 points 1 year ago

That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

*shitty gender stereotypes

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

it's ok if it's true, right?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

no it's ok if it's funny

[-] Buttermilk@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago

Fake. Sheets are too clean

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 year ago

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

In fact, forget the house!

[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Idk id probably be chilling

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 year ago

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

[-] DSTGU@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 year ago

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

[-] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Dodge RAM and you know it.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about "grabbing some carpet" like any other seat

but it's just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Did that carpet tied the room together?

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

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[-] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

If it weren't for women we'd still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow... and it would be amazing!

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago
[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Return to monke

[-] TauZero@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.

[-] Bloodwoodsrisen 8 points 1 year ago

My brother just puts his face under the faucet

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you've got my room when I was in my 20s.

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago
[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I literally did this in college. It was great.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

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[-] SamXavia@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

[-] digger@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!

[-] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

God I wish I could love like this

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah man, I feel you. I used to be able to but now its lost.

[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

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[-] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

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