[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.

That's when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I prefer a garden full of grown weeds than a clean grass cutted one. If a weed can grow and prosper without me watering it once a day, I think they deserve the right to be there more than anything my father ever planted on his yard that would die without getting water for 3 days or too much rain water.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It's a bit weird that the US uses a measurement that was created in the time where people used their body parts for measurement.

Like, the inch is around the size of a thumb, and a foot could be bigger or smaller depending of who measured.

Still, it's still used as a measurement that only a small fraction of the world still uses.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

In the words of Jim Jeffries "If you disobeyed gods rules, why would Satan punish you? If anything, you're one of his boys".

Since the bible was written by god's people, it's way too biased when saying God is good and the Devil is bad.

Show me Lucifer's side of the story and I bet he's the more reasonable person.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral here. One momment I'm listening to Sabaton, the next I'm listening to Chainsaw Man intro song.

I regret nothing.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I have a friend that shares the name with a New York Times best selling writer. The first time I saw one of his books I was like "Da fa?".

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

This deserves to be on a fortune cookie.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Gary cheats. Why else would he always challenge you when your pokemon are weak?

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Printf(hello);

Ladies go crazy with C.

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of food?

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

When you lack black ink, the printer judt grabs the other colors until it makes black. Wich is kind of annoying since it's the cheapest toner.

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