Hes still in office. The world is still depressed.
He's still alive. The world is still depressed.
Was it the Swedes who said something to the effect of “We aren’t going to reward someone who brings a bucket to extinguish the fire they started.”
That he started
Because Israel asked, and they're furious that he's backing out of it.
- cause crisis
- manipulate market several times
- deliver solution which is worse than before the crisis
Good job!
- Create problem
- Solve that problem
- ?????
- Profit.
Throw some insider trading in there and yep: it will actually create a bunch of profit for some
- Bomb brown people's homes and school.
Peace plan? Is that what mainstream media is trying to spin it? More like a 'I-Fucked-Up-And-I-Chickened-Out
Trump may take their broadcast licenses if they call it total surrender.
Try not to sprain your wrist jerking yourself off, Donald.
Don't shame the man for jacking himself off. Encourage it, and exploration! He could really learn a few things from David Carradine
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Someone should depress his skull with a small lead object.
Damn, a few more oopsies like this and he’ll be half as bad as wearing a tan suit or eating Dijon mustard… could you imagine?!?
The real worldwide depression is the fact that this fucker hasn't died yet.
ⓧ Doubt
deal averts ‘worldwide depression’
Um. Isn't it more like "deal tries to end US-inflicted downward trend towards worldwide depression"?
This is how you lie while technically telling the truth.
Why don't we all thank the president from preventing the ninth war of his year long administration?
And put on a suit for christs sake
Don't you dare say one year. We're getting closer to the halfway point of his shitty regime and don't want to feel any further away than we currently are.
Someone needs to mash this up with Donvict's mug...

Arsonist saves building he burned down.
So Iran has now the Epstein files
To late for that.
Aside from data center construction, we are already in a recession and as soon as that AI bubble pops....
What's going on ??
Netanyahu's war of choice blew up in Trumps face.
Well put
So ol' Trump is fuckin' tired of lran now ?? Maybe some new victim next ???
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