1970s ain't got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler
Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there is between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.
my daughter casually called the 90s the "late 1900s".
We're cooked
she's not wrong, you fossil.
1982 here, became a furry last year, i now pole dance in VR, lost 70lbs, fitter than ever ^^
Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨
My 1970's born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been...interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.
Can't imagine such a low stress life that greys didn't come in till 40s, I'm over here with greys in my late 20s....
I hear you. A few wrinkles around my eyes and daily cardio, and I haven't gotten so much young mom attention since I was taking my kids to the playground. 10 more years, and I may do the same with potential grandkids. That will be a deadly combo.
I find these memes funny. Because one day you'll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.
Don't look up how old that clip is.
Almost exactly 30 years old. It's happened to everyone who watched it when it first aired!
Are you back Violet?
‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.
Same year! High five!
Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.
The second COD was released in 2005 so that makes sense.
I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.
Ah, 1999, the early days of the Bass wars.
Many Bass was slapped.
to startle them, start sentences with
In the late 20th century we used to...
I should work on my forearms.
I'm almost old enough to be an 18 year old's dad, and it's a strange feeling.
it's crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i'm a Feb 2008 baby). that's so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don't see them as old😭
This reasoning also means you're old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.
I'm old enough to have a grandchild that's 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.
But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!
that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌
Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.
As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.
Somehow, I don't think this crowd will frown on a girl dating someone old enough to be her dad.
in March, I made a post on asklemmy about going on a date with a '93 guy (date ended up not happening) and oh boy did i get flamed.😭
Jealousy is real
Take your ibuprofen papa.
I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭
I now have 'robot vs dinosaur' by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.
84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)
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