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EDIT: A tale of 2 struggling artists bonding over a love of each others art.
German title better be Döner Macht Schöner.
I never go to the same place and order the same thing more than two days in a row. I don't want anyone to notice a pattern and figure out my next move. Oh, you think I'm the coffee and croissant guy? Bam, just a sandwich today! Keep trying suckers.
But the potential missed connections!
The loves that could blossom!
The friendships that could be born!
We can connect about how unpredictable and mysterious I am.
You meet the love of your life once, and never again, despite both of you searching for each other - both of you are unpredictable and so random as to never cross paths again.
No, we serendipitously keep meeting all the time in completely unexpected places. The only pattern that emerges form the chaos of our lives is us meeting all the time.
Jarvis, play Star Wars Love Theme
Do kebabs heal people or does an unexpected pay bump help people heal themselves?
The person that needed healing (Anon) did not receive a pay bump, the guy making the kebabs did
I guarantee the man making food would benefit from a pay boost.
I'm not arguing that he wouldn't. Per the post, they are receiving an unexpected pay-bump (via OP tipping 50%). However the aim of the post is to say the kebab healed OP, not that a pay-bump healed the kebab man (or helped anyone "heal themselves" like your other comment said).
The kebab maker's kind words healed OP, which OP motivated through consistent financial boosts. The lesson is that OP has the power to be the healing force he wishes to see in the world, but he's going to have to stop projecting it onto kebabs in order to see it.
This is a green text so I have to go with the simplest explanation:
Kebab heals people
I ate Kabab and survived. It is good.
Healing tgrough morbid obesity
Both.
Pools closed: the movie
“Is This Duck?”
oh no wait no
I'm pretty sure the more famous 4Chan story would be the guy who made his own semen into alcohol.
no i think it'll be a movie about gnu/linux
That's Lemmy. This is about a 4chan movie.
i mean the copypasta was from 4chan im pretty sure.
As a 40 year old single male
the movie
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