The last bullet hits hard. I'm appling for engineering management level roles for the first time in almost a decade and I wasnt prepared to have all my personal details included in my job application to be sold. But thats the game now, thanks for applying, the answer is no and we just sold your details. Thanks. Its depressing and demoralizing, I will carry this sentiment and distrust into my next job.

We don't... produce anything anymore. At this point 90% of jobs are just there in case investors want a tour of the company

The fake job postings are fucking me up every time. They should be fined for doing this.

Hotel: Trivago

and you can even be happy to receive the rejection mail at least - it's far to common to just not receive a response at all, leaving you hanging

People who say this are also glossing over the fact the the guy's office he's walking into is owned by his dad's golf buddy.

When you deliver food to a nice-looking office, ask them if they're hiring for any C-level positions.

These days I only ever "apply" for jobs if I have a friend who already works there who I can give my resume to hand to their HR person directly along with their personal recommendation, or if I'm headhunted by a recruiter. It's worked out well for me. The only times I ever got a job by just applying for it online were when I applying for jobs that nobody wanted to do.

It does sound nice, I mean just before Boomers apparently it worked like this

https://youtu.be/XV6QieHZT70

What about this is funny?

Would dating the boss's competition girlfriend's daughter count as networking?

Can I substitute a resumé with insider intel?

What makes me a good candidate to be a Walmart cashier? The same as everybody else... Union Bank in the Seychelles just now has the highest private divestor savings rates.

If it’s any consolation: once your unemployed ass is homeless your data is worthless.

/s

Most people don't really understand the soul and essence has been distilled from this life.

("When people hear about some psycho killer")

("It can lead them to thinking about the nature of evil")

("Which leads to thoughts about right or wrong or bad or good")

("All that thinking can get ugly")

("Yeah, you don't want to consider crap like that")

("You just want them to go through the routine of living their lives")

"Hm, what do you do to gut their souls?"

("What do you do to gut their soul's?")

("I don't do squat anymore, they do it all for you!")

"I'm not sure I'm following?"

("Mankind has progressed to a point in it's dim-witted history")

("Where life has been drained of all its enchantment")

("All I gotta do is sit back and enjoy, he he")

Millennials: let me Google that first... After 8 hours on social media, then complain about lack of sleep

Z. I most consult the wise ones... -opens tiktok-

Alpha: hey AI what should I think?

Boomers: executive producers

X are still wondering when the Ys are coming.

The silent generation... They make for fertilizer, as shall we all some day.

Which one of you is still getting advice (voluntarily or involuntarily) from a baby boomer????

If that is still happening to you and youre unemployed i can bet the problem isnt the fucking boomer lmao

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