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Why do these stories all tell us to "be them"? Can't we just read about their adventure? Stop telling me who to be.
>be you
>complain about how things be on 4chan
Finally, someone telling me to be myself
Because they're trying to convince people not to become domestic terrorists.
Bit late for all that
It's just the style. It isn't a command. It's the format of green texts. I don't know what else to tell ya.
be me
See idiot complaining about something stupid
laugh
still be me
Anon made it sound too unbelievable. Should've toned it down a bit
A 6 year old riding his bike so far away from his mom they had to call her and wait for her to show up?
100% fake. 6 years olds are about when most kids start taking their training wheels off. They aren't going off on solo excursions.
Didn't say which country, here 6 yo definitely ride their bikes alone. At least when it's like town center where cars normally aren't even allowed.
Lol don't bother, most north Americans will never understand. In my city a father had to fight in court for years for the right to let his 3 kids ride the bus alone. He was at risk of losing his kids for daring to teach them to be independent before they were old enough to drive.
We don't even have spaces where a six year old could bike alone safely. Our cities fucking suck.
Of course: how else would they get to the mines?
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6 years olds are about when most kids start taking their training wheels off. They aren't going off on solo excursions.
Nah plenty of 6 year olds ride around on bikes
I'm not saying 6 year olds don't ride bikes. I'm saying they don't ride their bikes unsupervised so far away from an adult that someone needs to call them on the phone if they fall.
I guess someone should have told me that when I was six and doing that very thing. Not everywhere is super afraid of letting kids go off to do their own thing (for better or worse).
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Anon's story reeks of small town. In rural US it's not unusual for kids that young to be "free range".
Once women hit 30 or so they've known their share of shitheads and losers and most just want a decent guy if they're single. From what I hear the dating landscape for women at 40+ is absolutely bleak.
Ya, my wife's best friend is over 40 and her standards for a guy are like the bare minimum of being an acceptable person. Its sad because she is One of the most beautiful, intelligent, and kind women I've ever met.
Hope you don't get too attached to kids that aren't yours anon. You have no custody or parental rights and are one big fight away from having them exit your life. Or like, the return of the original Chad who decided to get cleaned up and even years later, you know she'll forgive the father of her children.
Being a substitute dad is a huge mistake, but i guess someone's gotta do it. I certainly wouldn't.
You have no custody or parental rights
Also no obligations. He can get divorced and not have to worry about paying child support.
Or he can choose to adopt them, which would grant those custody and paternal rights.
Would you be looking at this differently if the children weren't hers? If she had no kids, Anon was shooting blanks, and they just decided to go to an orphanage and adopt?
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wishful thinking
Anon cucks himself
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this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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