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I know a guy who read 12.5% of the Bible...
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12.5% still beats most Christians though.
Literally Christians that only read New Testament
Hey now, many of them read none of it and instead half-listen to sermons where a priest extrapolates a ridiculous amount from a few scant lines of text.
The modern classic.
A lot of them read too much Old Testament. They get off on this angry vengeful god who fucks everyone’s shit up on whims and pedantic draconian laws. They gloss over all the Jesus shit about being kind to one another.
From my experience, they don't so much as read it as repeat what their pastor/priest say.
Hell, i wish christians only read the new testament.
They exist but are far and few between.
What 1/8? I prefer just the articles and pronouns. Maybe an adjective or two if I'm feeling adventurous.
More like somebody who believes in 12.5% of the bible, no?
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2026
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