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I know a guy who read 12.5% of the Bible... (lemmy.world)

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He's an eightheist....

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[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey now, many of them read none of it and instead half-listen to sermons where a priest extrapolates a ridiculous amount from a few scant lines of text.

[-] Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

The modern classic.

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