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Fuck yeah!
This post is missing corn.
those are cornbeans
BEANS ARE ENOUGH.
Now you're gonna tell me you don't want rice with your beans That is not very latino sounding.
Despite all my corn, I’m still just a rat incest porn.
I was at the restaurant when I learned of a Tailor who makes shoes out of raisins instead of leather and I got so excited I ran out on my bill and drove as fast as I could to the Tailor to get my hands on some of those sweet raisin shoes. When I got there he had several live mice in a bowl of ice all jamming out to rat in a cage by smashing pumpkins and then suddenly they erupted in laughter and ate my brand new raisin shoes. The tailor then charged me 1800$ for the shoes and refused to validate my parking so I got a 500$ fine. So I went home to my wife and told her we have to sell her car because the ice mice ate the raisin shoes I paid for and we can't afford her car payments anymore. She stared me right in the eyes and immediately pounced on me and we made the most passionate love we'd ever made. It absolutely saved our marriage and with our new found passion we started a couple's only fans and made 5200$ in our first month.
After making enough money to buy her a new car she left me for a woman who dresses as Bozo the clown for a living. Every now and then we have a three-way but I just really really want a pair of raisin shoes.
This was a wild ride.
Almost as wild as that time I got high and watched old family guy episodes that I haven't seen in like 20 years
I don't "dress as" Boco. I am Boco to my core.
If you can't respect that, I'm bringing the tailor's jovial mice to Debbie's threesomes to feast on your nuts.
happy for you
Uh huh
A story as old as, well, something.
Dammit now I have another version of lyrics I hear/sing
Despite all my ham, I am still just a rat in a jam.
Thank you Rat in some jeans, surrounded by beans.
Giving RFK Jr vibes.
SP❤️
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2026
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