When we discover that this is basically religion, a lot of people will be really confused and in denial.

Have you ever followed what Muslims do on the Hadj? They throw stones at three pillars representing Satan. Maybe the monkeys have invented religion?

god forbid a man has hobbies

Sounds suspiciously similar to archery, hatchet throwing, knife throwing, and all other target practice hobbies.

Just me and the homies meeting up to throw rocks at our rock tree.

Journal: being super judgemental for no reason.

Because fuck that specific tree. 🖕

I've done dumber shit with my bros and theoretically we have higher order thinking

The hairless ape is fascinated by things the hairy apes do. Why?

Because it's what they've always done.

'Why do teenagers kick the can down the same lane every year?'

They're training