I'm even willing to make money for the shareholders, if I can travel the world, eat hella food and dress fly.
But noooo, the goal is to suffer for no reason at all.
You should get a job in international business relations. Just think, you could travel the world, eat hella food, and dress fly for corporate profits!
Don't get me wrong I have preferential jobs but my dream is to not have a job that doesn't directly benefit me.
I'm not afraid of hard labor but I'm not gonna do it just to make some rich fuck richer
I’m in temporary leave from my job (that, as far as job goes, I really like) and I really dread going back..
Have you tried being hot and having your online bio say you're an "influencer"? Because then it's easy.
Most people attempting to be influencers aren't remotely successful, even if they're hot.
Sure, but if you want to do no work and go on trips all over the world for free, all you gotta do is take a gander at some Instagram "influencers" to see where I'm coming from.
Alternately you can just be born rich. That usually helps.
do not try this folks you need so much ice water
I just woke up from a dream about a plate of bacon.
I used to be able to afford that
Oh gods, I wish the decline of late stage capitalism lead to less animal agriculture. Instead the whole world has decided they need more protein than ever
I just think of how much more fulfilling our life could be if, after school, young people would be offered to make a big trip or live through a big experience they want to gain inspiration, find themselves, and then bring that meaning and insight into their life.
But alas, The Economy needs wage slaves.
This and a goth mommy domme.
You can be a travel streamer? Like youre not gonna earn anything cause all the "travel streamers" who are actually just nuisance streamers will take all your viewers but still.
My dream job? Well last night I dreamed I was a teenage magic hobo who traveled the highways on a flying cardboard sheet, hiding from the magic highway patrol in bushes and staying in flop houses with other magic hobos who I just met (I'm not making this up, that was my actual dream)
If youre born rich enough you cna be a travel influencer!
"how would you prefer to be underpaid and abused?"
What would the fly even wear? Most outerwear would interfere with their wings.
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