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Anon questions nature (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 49 points 1 day ago
[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 day ago

Ah, a technique 4chan hasn't used since the Heian era

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago

The Japanese kitchen is quite focused on meat and fish, it's definitely not the easiest country for vegetarians.

Fish are vegetarian though.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 18 hours ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I’m actually an atheist.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

May you make your pasta your way stranger. Everyone deserves their own specialized sauce for their own noodles.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 15 hours ago
[-] groet@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago

Fish is not meat for people that eat meat and want to live "vegetarian" for a time because their invisible friend in the sky told them to.

To everyone that's actually vegetarian/vegan they are absolutely meat.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

And beavers and swans are, of course, also fish

[-] groet@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago

Naturally. As are pigs that drowned.

And of course meat wrapped in dough is also not meat because god can't see it.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

Wait. Is that last one historical? I'd never heard it, but it seems just as accurate as "I can't have a meal, but meals are eaten in the rectory and prepared in the kitchen. So if I take something from the pantry and eat it in my room, it's not a meal and bacon is OK"

[-] groet@feddit.org 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

The swabian dish Maultaschen are also called Herrgottsbescheißerle (Herrgott = Lord/God, bescheißen = to scam/fool someone) in dialect. Its cooked pork and vegetables wraped in pasta dough.

The legend behind the name is that they could be eaten during lent because the omnipotent and omniscient God couldn't see the meat inside.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

God must be a total fucking loser

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Which idiot told you that?

[-] Droechai@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

Its a catholic thing so they can eat fish on days when they abstain from meat

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Why-Do-Catholics-Eat-Fish-on-Fridays

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Catholics are truly masters of doing their own religion wrong.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

There are plenty of fish that eat meat

[-] xep@discuss.online 12 points 1 day ago

Name checks out...

[-] Telemachus93@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago

No, definitely not.

this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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