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[-] leaveWitX@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Death is 😴,i don't care when i was old.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 11 points 14 hours ago

Wait, yall have retirement plans??

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago

Yeah! Die. 😁

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

As a 34 year old, I welcome death. You mean I still need to do this for 35 more years??!! Fucking hell! Why do people like bringing children into this hellscape?

[-] pno2nr@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

...at work.

[-] orlyowl@piefed.ca 6 points 14 hours ago

2MEIRL4MEIRL

[-] jlow@slrpnk.net 10 points 16 hours ago

So my slop-radar dings this one but the only things I can see are the nonsensical third tube on the lower left and the left crane just floats in the air. I hate this.

[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 1 points 3 hours ago

It looks like a dreamstime stock image, at least there's a watermark. Or does dreamstime now expect people to pop for slop stock too now?

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

I have the exact same feeling and those are the exact same things i found...... theres also the lefts guys pants where theres a line that just gets a bit blurry or something?

[-] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 25 points 20 hours ago

Exactly as republicans expect you to.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 9 points 19 hours ago

Not until they've squeezed every last cent out of you they can with the least investment in maintaining your health possible. Much like any other common, readily-replaceable piece of equipment at your workplace.

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Literally.

Homemade nitrogen asphyxiation device is my retirement plan.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Isn't that the method used in all those state death penalty executions that kept making the news several years back for not going as smoothly as they claimed it would? You know, the method they switched to when the only manufacturer of the one of the drugs needed for the normal method started refusing to sell it to the USA?

Funny how there's been no news about them of late, considering the current political environment... πŸ™„

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

I don't believe so, it's the method I've heard of that the "suicide pods" use in other countries unless that's the same thing. Supposedly your body starts freaking out when there's a buildup of CO2, so if I can displace that with nitrogen and still vent out the CO2 then it should work fine.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, I'm aware (for similar reasons). The description I read in one article at the time sure made it sound very similar, though. Any idea what they're doing if not that?

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

No idea what they'd be using, but since it was for executions in the US I wouldn't for one second doubt it was a shitty quality device from a private company that was just taking in tax dollars and to hell with the outcome for the person in it. :/

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

That's exactly what happened. The supplier cut corners and the device didn't flush the CO2 away resulting in an agonizing death suffocating on CO2. They also didn't supply enough nitrogen and just used whatever tank they could procure from a welding supply store.

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

It's sad that I can know what happened without even looking it up... God this country sucks

[-] Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Haha yeah totally like. At this rate we've no hope of fat retirement payments at all and even then mid 70s before we get them.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 19 hours ago

A nice hike into the remote backcountry culminating in watching a sunset from somewhere scenic while enjoying some whiskey and a last PBR, then a shot of the ol’ .44 is my plan. Saves someone the trouble of cleaning up the mess, the hassle of having to hike up there to spread my ashes, and the coyotes get a free meal. It’s a win for everyone.

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

Entitled 70 year olds want to "retire" when they could be earning value for shareholders till the hour of their deaths.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Tbf, that is the most cost effective solution for our capitalist overlords.

[-] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Not if you choose to do a Luigi on your way out.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 12 hours ago

Bring glory to your ancestors, comrade.

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Not if you do it on a data center construction site, make it look like a homicide, and stop the construction until the investigation completes.

[-] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

I worked with a guy always said 6ft under was his plan for retirement he knew already funny guy

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Rent seek, but not social safety net like a filthy parasite. There's a distinction and it's important in America. Have you earned the right to take other's labor? /s

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 19 hours ago

I've been thinking about putting a nice poster or painting on my ceiling, so when I die at my desk if I happen to slump backward at least a nice poster will be the last thing I see.

[-] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 19 hours ago

Unless you fall forward over your desk. Worry not, though - there's always the possibility of going with an "out of body experience."

[-] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Suicide or homicide!

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Pretty infallible.

[-] Raglesnarf@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

I can't WAIT to retire!!!! πŸ˜€

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