This is why I don't believe the polls.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?

Haha it is ok though because he is such a good Christian.

Jews are cool but Israel really sucks.

Weird looking replicator.

I can't believe he's back after he had sex with that pig on live TV.

I don't think there are any really.

If you call them "idiot" you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

I'm surprised they haven't used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can't remember anything else about it.