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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 161 points 1 month ago

That dog didn't shoot anyone the negligent gun owner did.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 58 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

EDIT: There's no "rack" mentioned in the source. I assumed that. A loose loaded gun makes even less sense, tho.

Loaded while in a vehicle-mounted rack. Not just illegal, but also violates some fairly fundamental gun safety principles.

Heck, just "treat every gun a loaded" and "never point a gun at anything you don't want shot" means we should probably do away with most vehicle-mounted racks to being with. I suppose inside the metal toolbox in the truck bed would be okay; at least then the dog wouldn't fire it.

[-] Marshezezz 36 points 1 month ago

Yeah it’s really hard to find any justification for driving around with a loaded shotgun. Especially when handguns exist and can just sit on your waistband. It’s extremely negligent and stupid gun ownership. Not to mention really poor self defense practice because the handgun would be easier and quicker to draw in a self defense scenario. That cunt is driving around with a loaded shotgun to feel like they’re tough and intimidate people. They should not have firearms whatsoever and really have displayed that to a high degree

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

How else am I supposed to poach deer by shooting them while they're blinded by my headlights if my shotgun isn't loaded?

/s

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 24 points 1 month ago

Gun owners should have to carry liability insurance for things like this.

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 28 points 1 month ago

Yeah, if only there were an example of insuring and licensing for some other kind of common deadly consumer product.

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[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

There's no mention of a gun rack; I think she just had it loose in the back seat...

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

The only woman in the story is the victim, who was standing outside the vehicle as it pulled up and the gun blew through the door.

It's interesting to me that nothing is mentioned about the driver/gun owner, and it's written in passive voice as if the vehicle, dog, and gun all acted by themselves. But SOMEONE not only drove to the store with a loaded unsecured shotgun, they also had their unsecured dog with it in the backseat.

Fortunately it appears the door took the brunt and the woman wasn't killed. Maybe the gun and dog should have aimed at the driver's seat.

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[-] JusticeForPorygon 122 points 1 month ago

Kristi Noem absolutely shitting bricks right now

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago

That dog is in training to seek vengeance upon Kristi Noem on behalf of the entire canine species.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

That dogs name? B.I.N.G.O.

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[-] DigDoug@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago

If only there had been a good dog with a gun.

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 month ago
[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

All the good girls: :(

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

All dogs are good dogs until proven otherwise.

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 99 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. Round chambered
  2. safety disabled
  3. Gun not secured

A lot of things have to go wrong. Yes, it’s illegal to drive with a loaded firearm, but this is basic firearm safety.

The person hit was a passerby.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago

basic firearm safety.

which no one enforces or even checks.

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well that’s the thing I’m trying to say. It shouldn't need to be enforced or checked (but yes, i support legislation) any more than putting pants on before going outside. But clearly, it’s fairly common behaviour to ignore basic rules.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It shouldn't need to be enforced or checked any more than putting pants on before going outside.

You get fined and put on a list if you go donaldducking around.

Saying that is a bit like expecting politicians won't be corrupt bcs of some decency & not because of consequences.

We pay taxes to get such things sorted out for us, so we don't have to assemble French street furniture every few years.

(But I'm not exactly saying I know how to police dog gun safety habits.)

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 76 points 1 month ago

How many other countries have "shot by babies" and "shot by animals" stats?

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

If the woman had had her own shotgun, this would never have happened.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Also known as the "Kristi Noem Rule"

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[-] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago
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[-] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Maybe he passed the sniff test

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago

She should have thrown the fucking ball

[-] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

Most American thing I’ve ever read

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 1 month ago

If only had happened on a school

[-] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 34 points 1 month ago

I see, when it's a dog we use the active voice but when it's a white nationalist we use the passive voice.

No but on a more serious note, why are people who are this unsafe with guns allowed to be gun owners in the US? It's okay though because next time a good guy with a gun will be there to kill the dog before it kills someone.

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago

iTs NoT tHe GuNs FaUlT iTs tHe PeOpLe 🙄🙄🙄

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[-] Dryad@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

[-] Hawk5000@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

Guns don't kill people, dogs kill people.

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[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I could not relax with a ready-to-fire shotgun rattling around in my vehicle. Negligent gun owner bigtime.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

More like "Unqualified gun owners criminal neglect kills woman at convenience store."

[-] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

She wasn't killed but your point stands: The headline, while obviously being clickbaity and maybe even trying to be funny hides the underlying problem:

Somehow, the dog had triggered the shotgun – which had a live round chambered – to fire, damaging the vehicle and striking a female passerby.

[...]

It is illegal in Nebraska to drive with a loaded shotgun in your vehicle.

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[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

That's what the dog wants you to think 🐕

[-] TronBronson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Found the dogs defense attorney

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

Guns don't kill people, Good boys do.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

The only thing stopping a bad woman with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.

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[-] AgOkami@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

"Police responding to reports of a shotgun blast at a convenience store sounds like the opening of countless American crime movies[...]" No, it sounds like the beginning of a normal day in America.

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[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

She was shot by a well-regulated militia, not a dog.

[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago
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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

This is the most American thing ever to happen.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

GUNS AREN'T THE PROBLEM, IT'S DOGS

[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Had to double-check the headline to make sure I didn't have a brain aneurysm

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