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[-] SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml 44 points 1 year ago

Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed ๐Ÿ˜Š

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah use a champagne bottle, theyโ€™re much stronger. Though make sure itโ€™s uncorked.

[-] hackris@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Speaking from your friend's experience amirite ;)

[-] Mighty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Damn I didn't expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids

[-] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it's jars that you're supposed to avoid.

A glass bottle shattering inside of someone's bum literally started a war.

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Why no one is talking about the ๐Ÿ?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten them with a good time

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

"Sweetie, I know EXACTLY what I'm doing."

[-] dill@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

So much good stuff in this image

  • wicker basket dude
  • defeated look of the lady checking out
  • man's villenous smile
  • literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
  • seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store
[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That lady needs some meat. That dastardly villain won't give her meat. #justice for women without meat

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Let me introduce you to eastern Europe

[-] Mighty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Please make a picture with red arrows ๐Ÿ˜œ

[-] DrM@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

There are eggs and a bottle of water

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Lady checking out looks like my crazy ex ๐Ÿ˜

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Unbelievable! It would seem the lowly checker is seated!! I am insulted!! /s

But for real, I enjoy that this image may normalize humans sitting if and when they want to.

[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

in what backwards country are cashiers not allowed to sit down ???

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Basically the entire continent of North America

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I've tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant

[-] Mighty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I .... Don't see the problem with the stamp or watermark... That's kinda the point for me to be honest.

These pictures weren't made for me, but I'll use them to do what I want with them

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

It's fine if it's not an issue for you. But for me, if I'm creating something, I want the image itself to look as clean and HD as possible. For a lot of my memes, the joke is in the image editing itself.

But all that is just my personal preference for my shit. The rant wasn't meant as an attack

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

If it's that big a deal you can always go pay to license the image.

[-] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Those are spring onions though, not leeks

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