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That's kind of like the doctor in tactical breach wizards that shoots you to revive you instead of using medicine.
...I also need to drum up some business first.
When your pharmacist suddenly starts liking Trump
p. ham. racist is an anagram for phramacist
as is c. ham. rapist
As someone that once took a prescription that violently disagreed with my biology and general well-being, that sign is entirely appropriate.
Did your pharmacist happen to have a weird blindness when it comes to recognizing platypuses?
I don't know. I didn't think to ask.
...
What else should I be asking about? I usually just pay for the drugs and go.
what was the prescription if you dont mind me asking. currently got prescribed something recently and its not making me feel very good. lexapro.
Otezla. It's relatively new(ish) and used for autoimmune stuff. Documentation said that some abdominal pain during the titration period was typical.
What I experienced was pretty consistent searing hot pain in my gut after the second day. Blood test would later confirm this to be my liver; my enzymes were all over the place. It was so bad, I didn't even get five days in.
"First, do harm."
-the hypocritical oath
I take 3 ๐
Reminds me of the NOFX song Oxymoronic.
this is what I call my decks in card games where you turn healing into enemy damage
they should have some oxybutynin back there that would have prevented them from losing control of their P
Be careful around harmonica players
As I understand it that's just combat medics, you will be healed weather you like it or not. It's either that or when the healer gets a shotgun, used to love playing shotgun medic in Battlefield 4.
Call 911 but not for me
This was a boss character in a bonkers lit RPG I read once.
Come to the dark side, we have Cough Drops, from doc Grievous.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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