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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Lie to the toddlers about the rules so I always win

[-] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Rook to E7

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Eat all the candy

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Try to stay awake

[-] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 3 points 1 week ago

Drugs before you start playing

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Lick everything to mark it as mine.

Including other players

[-] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Stay away from Plumpy!!!

[-] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Avoid contracting polio.

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Well you run like hell and you try to stay away from any mirrors and you hide really well until morning

this post was submitted on 15 May 2026

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