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Hey ! Dont shame me like that🥹
There's children starving in checks globe for current country instead of third world country my country and you think I'm going to waste this?!
Like what we gon eat after, nahmsayin?
You ate her ass, but won't eat a steak that's been on a freshly washed floor?
Arse warm right now
Steak cold by the time I'm finished
Simples
The premise is wrong. Her ass will be washed, but that floor sure ain't. 🫣 (Two kids.)
You cooking and washing the floor at the same time? Just grab a raw egg yolk and pass it mouth to mouth as you head to the bedroom.
You guys have sex?
Sex is great. But the piping hot chicken tikka masala that's served on the table?? I'm not ruining that!
Idc how horny I am
Just a low horny capacity. At my maxed out horny, I'd slam someone through drywall to get them to the bed on the other side.
Just once, though.
First I thought he must be holding a cigarette or a joint. What the hell is that hand doing?
A card.
this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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