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[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

You ate her ass, but won't eat a steak that's been on a freshly washed floor?

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Arse warm right now

Steak cold by the time I'm finished

Simples

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The premise is wrong. Her ass will be washed, but that floor sure ain't. 🫣 (Two kids.)

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

You cooking and washing the floor at the same time? Just grab a raw egg yolk and pass it mouth to mouth as you head to the bedroom.

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