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[-] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 2 days ago

And that's Dracula's White Claw. Not the drink, like, an actual claw he likes to carry around. Don't get scratched.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago

I still follow the belief that both frankenstein and his monster are monsters. One in a literal sense the other in an abstract sense

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 34 points 1 week ago

Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Frankenstein wasn't a doctor. He was a student that dropped out of college to conduct his life-creating experiments. He was a self-absorbed coward who was completely incapable of taking responsibility for his actions, but most of all he was a kid in way over his head.

The monster, on the other hand, was a cold-blooded murderer.

[-] Varpeggio@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

The monster was not a cold-blooded murderer. The monster was a being spawned into existence curious and idealistic only to be corrupted by the brutality of nature and the prejudice of mankind.

The monster was a murderer of innocent children yes, but the murders were an emotional reaction to the monster’s hatred for itself and the creator that forced such suffering upon him.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

But what about monster HDMI cables?

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Not a complaint about the meme, it's funny and I shared it on my group chats.

just that Monster energy drink is owned by Coca-Cola and are on the boycott list for Palestinian solidarity. They literally have an illegal bottling plant in the West Bank.

[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Please don't take compound V

[-] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

you'll be so good at kissing. go ahead, that's a noble cause

[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

i use the Boycat app

[-] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

People need to stop drinking that trash all across the board

I mostly drink water, bit sometimes I need an extra caffeine.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

"What about this one?"

"That's Frankenstein's Monster's Monster"

[-] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

Frankenstein is the mad doctor and the monster is what people think is frankenstein.... it is a long ass book

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

That is correct, but in the end Frankenstein is the real monster.

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Are you talking about Frankenstein Sr. or Frankenstein Jr.?

[-] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

Follows his ass "Why did you make me bruh?"

[-] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No no, Frankenstein has the Monster. (Can of)

Maybe they are both Frankenstein, a Sr and Jr kind of thing

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They both hated each other. The monster wouldn't want Frankenstein's name, and Frankenstein wouldn't want to share his name with the monster.

Don't talk to me or my shitty fan fiction ever again

[-] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

But what energy drink do they consume?

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago
[-] gurty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Its a very short book, but now I have the mental image of a book with a John Lennon-style long asscrack and now my day is made.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

TIL John Lennon had a long asscrack.

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Knowledge is knowing the creation was the monster.

Wisdom is knowing Frankenstein was the monster.

[-] usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Knowledge is knowing the Monster belongs to Frankenstein. Wisdom is knowing he's already overcaffeinated and needs to be cut off.

[-] qwertyasdf@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Just don't touch Kyle's monster

[-] Battle_Masker 3 points 1 week ago

Then where did I put mine?

this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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