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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

I'm a doctor, not an escalator technician!

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 19 points 1 year ago

It's like a flowchart

If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I'm a doctor not a [claim]

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

(No offense intended. I'm not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 7 points 1 year ago

I'm definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm a programmer and you didn't declare your variable! Now where's your claim class definition!?

And there's no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn't even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!

/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I'm talking about AAAA

[-] zagaberoo@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

"Bones, help me, I'm injured!"

"true"

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like an accurate diagnosis... I hope. You wouldn't lie to a doctor, would you?

"I'm a doctor, not a truth detector."

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

I'm confused

Rewrite in brainf

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Thank you, I will hang this in a public area in view of all work staff.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Shhhh! You can't say Dr. McCoy's nickname anymore, you'll summon the Moopsy

[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

moopsy sucking the bones out of tree man L bozo

That's all the context you need

[-] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I see my fears were completely justified ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 4 points 1 year ago

It drinks YOUR BONES

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I always loved the brick layer one.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You’re a healer. There’s a patient. That’s an order.

this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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